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#feeling like my fist and your anus would be bffs
to the haters
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#thanks for the penis
sydnee
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i’ll just film myself crying on the floor and label it ‘shit wincest shippers say’
sydnee on what she’ll be contributing to wincest week
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wheree did i get all of these toes holy crap
Drunk!sydnee
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one time I had a dream that Christopher Walken sang Dog Days Are Over to me
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#i would eat the fuck out of a sloth
sydnee
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#i have a tablet pen stuck up my nose you should not be impressed by me
sydnee
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you’re going to have glitter in your hooch for the rest of your life
sydnee

you thought i was kidding

i never kid.